What's the Big Deal, Eh?
Listen, kid, a cigar ain't just a roll of tobacco. It's a statement, got it?
Why the Fuss?
Cigars are the Godfather of the tobacco world. When you light one up, you’re somebody.
What’s the Plan?
Sit tight. I’m gonna give you the whole rundown, capisce?
The Anatomy: The Crew of a Cigar
The Wrapper: The Front Man
This is the face of your operation. Dark like a mobster's soul or light like their humor.
The Binder: The Enforcer
Keeps everyone in line. You got a problem with the filler, the binder sorts it out.
The Filler: The Soldiers
These guys do the heavy lifting. Long-filler for the bosses, short-filler for the grunts.
The Lineup: Types of Cigars
Robusto: The Muscle
Short, stout, packs a punch. The enforcer of cigars.
Churchill: The Diplomat
Long, smooth talker. Thinks he’s Winston Churchill or something.
Corona: Mr. Balanced
Middle of the road, you know? Good for when you’re laying low.
Torpedo: The Specialist
Got a pointed end, for when you need something done precise.
Panatela: The Snitch
Long and thin; don't let the size fool you. He's got info.
The Measurements: Sizing Up the Crew
Length: The Height of the Operation
Measured in inches. The longer the cigar, the longer you’re in business.
Ring Gauge: The Weight
How fat your cigar is. Bigger ain’t always better, but it’s a good start.
Size Chart: The Family Tree
Know your sizes. Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight.
Picking Your Partner: Choosing a Cigar
Budget: The Score
How much you got? More dough, better cigar.
Flavor Profile: The Personality
You like it strong like a mob boss or mild like a rookie?
Occasion: The Event
Daily grind or a big score, pick accordingly.
The First Cut: How to Cut a Cigar
Guillotine: The Hitman
Clean and quick, like taking care of business.
V-Cut: The Trickster
Fancy, but it can backfire.
Punch Cutter: The Brawler
Makes a hole, no fuss. Like punching a guy in the face.
Best Practices: The Code
Keep your tools sharp, kid. Don't mess this up.
Lighting Up: Ignition Time
Matches vs. Lighters: Old School vs. New School
Matches for tradition, lighters for when you're on the clock.
Toasting the Foot: Warming Up
Take your time, or you’ll end up burning more than just cigars.
Initial Puffs: Starting Off
Easy does it. This ain’t a race.
The Art of Smoking: How to Smoke
Puffing: Breathing Easy
Take it slow, like you’re sipping fine wine. Or good scotch.
Holding: The Grip
Hold it like you mean it, but don't crush it.
Ashing: Cleaning Up
Tap it gently. No need to make a mess.
The Pairing: Food & Drink
Alcoholic: The Good Stuff
Whiskey for the bosses, rum for the crew.
Non-Alcoholic: The Clean Slate
Coffee for planning, chocolate for celebrating.
Etiquette: The Rules of the Game
Public Spaces: Territory
Know where you’re welcome and where you’re not.
Sharing: The Family
You share, but not what’s already yours.
Cigar Lounges: The Hideout
Respect the place, respect the rules.
Storage: The Vault
Humidors: The Safehouse
Keep your cigars like you keep your secrets: locked away.
Travel Cases: The Getaway
For when you need to make a quick exit.
Hygrometer: The Insider
Keep tabs on the humidity, like you would on your crew.
FAQs: Loose Ends
Common Questions
Inhale? Fuggetaboutit. How long’s it last? Depends on how fast you smoke, kid.
Conclusion: The Last Word
Final Thoughts
You're in the family now. Don't screw it up.
More Info: The Library
Read up, kid. Knowledge is power, even in our business.